ROUND TWO: VIDEO CHALLENGES

#6. What are the missing lyrics in grandma's song? :)

Shitty, sucky slimy worms.

The second tasted greazy, my next door neighbor's sleazy

eensie weensy squeensy ones.      

Give me some mustard and also some mayo so the worms go down smooth

The pigs at the trough got queasy; and everyone seemed quite sleazy; guess I'll go eat worms!

Big fat juicy worms AINT RIGHT slimy worms
The 2nd one tasted greasy oh WELL BLESS HIS HEART

 

Nobody likes meEverybody hates meGuess I'll go eat wormsBig fat juicy onesLong thin slimey onesItsy bitsy, fuzzy wuzzy wormsDowngoes the first oneDown goes the second oneOh how they wiggle and squirmBig fat juicy onesLong thin slimey onesItsy bitsy, fuzzy wuzzy wormsUp comes the first oneUp comes the second oneOh how they wiggle and squirmBig fat juicy onesLong thin slimey onesItsy bitsy, fuzzy wuzzy wormsNo body likes meEvery body hates meGuess I'll go eat worms

#7. Describe what *could* be happening in this video. 

Blind leading the blind

Richard is teaching the ancient Japanese poop ceremony.

Clearly Richard is punishing Matt for years of filial neglect and low-grade anxiety.

Richard is teaching Matt the dabke. 

Richard is teaching Matthew his preferred method of predicting the weather.

Richard is trying to instruct Matt on the proper form for drinking shots from the floor

#8.  Submit a video that complements this selection: 

YOU'VE MADE IT TO ROUND 3!!